I keep having boring stressful dreams.
The worst picture ever taken: fall out boy edition.
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(Source: eatsleepdraw)
Dog Dances to Eminem’s ‘Shake That’
(Source: shotamune)
(Source: diepopular)
“Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.”
a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake
This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.
oh my god
Dear Coquette: On social anxiety
for future reference
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
(Source: youtube.com)
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
omg
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